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Fangirls

Sun Nov 15, 2009, 1:19 PM
Okay, I just need to rant.

FANGIRLS. They display these characteristics:

~Have a fake-Japanese name that doesn't make sense because their Japanese is horrible.
It's different if you know someone from Japan and they GAVE you a Japanese name. They KNOW about Japanese names. They're not POSERS, like you. Example: I have a Chinese name. Given to me by my Chinese teacher, who is actually CHINESE. See?

~Run around speaking fake-Japanese and pissing off the people who really CAN speak it.
Example: "Oh my God that shirt is so kawaii, ne? Honto kawaii desu!"

~Often times, they speak horrible English, too. Which is sad, because it's their native language.

~Their hair is usually oddly colored.

~Believe they will get married to some Japanese rock star who is at least ten years older than them, yet have no idea how they will accomplish that.
The fangirls are usually fat and ugly anyways, so even IF you met Kyo, HE WOULD NOT LIKE YOU.


I mean, really. Learn some verbs and words other than "kawaii", "neko", konnichiwa", and "kyaaaaaaa!". You piss me off.

Fangirls should be eliminated.

You might be saying, "but OH MY GACKT, Zero. Aren't YOU a fangirl?"

Am I? No.

My name- My stage name is a perfectly normal word, thank you. "Zero" is English. They use it in Japan. They use it in Italy. They use it in other countries. As a loanword.

My bands- I HEARD them before I SAW them. Sure, they're good-looking. But they're MUSICIANS, not models. They won't appreciate "OMFG YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!" because if that's what they were after, they would've gone into modeling.

My style- I wear what I do because I like it. It's not because I think I'm Japanese and I think I look like my favorite band. DO I look like ViViD? Sure I do. BUT---I looked like them BEFORE I stumbled upon them. So there.

The guys- I am not CONVINCED I will marry one of them. I'll date one. I know I will. It'll happen. I'm also going into music, so I actually have a CHANCE. I KNOW people, so I actually have a CHANCE. I'm not fat with purple hair and a shirt that says "Kawaii desu", so I have a CHANCE.

IN CONCLUSION:

Comment, please.

~Zero

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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:iconmarchen-kunstler:
alexxxxxxxxx!!!!! u found me!!!! im all like who is this? then i followed the link to ur page and im like omg tis alex!!! so yeah...

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:iconchimallama:
yup i found youuuuu!

I'm very hyper right now XD

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:iconyami4ever:
thanks for the :+fav: alex!!!!!! :D

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:iconchimallama:
no problem ^____^

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95% of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus on the top of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5% screaming "jump bitches jump!"
:iconlunalovegood45:
Get your butt over to kim's journal NOW.

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:iconlunalovegood45:
her journal titled "something really bad just happened"

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:iconyami4ever:
hey found this and thought you might like it


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I'm drugged up on someone....is that illegal?

Nobody's Perfect. I'm nobody. Hence, I'm perfect!!
:iconchimallama:
*hugs kyo* KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!I still can't believe he's gonna be a daddy. He's a kid himself lol

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Gather Roses :blackrose:

95% of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus on the top of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5% screaming "jump bitches jump!"
:iconlunalovegood45:
Hey! I just saw the trailer(all I had time to watch) for kamikaze girls-I'm not self-absorbed and I'm not obsessed w/ fashion! I did like the two roads tho XD NOOOOOO! :rofl:

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:iconchimallama:
yeah but she's fragile and hates physical work. And she's a good girl.

Whereas I'm a total Ichiko. Not afraid to drop anyone, always shouting, rough manner of speech, etc.

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Gather Roses :blackrose:

95% of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus on the top of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5% screaming "jump bitches jump!"

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